12 Things That Go 'Bump' In The Night.......

1. DJ falling over because he turned off the automatic light and won’t use his zimmer……
2. DJ opening his wardrobe door because he KNOWS 2am = 2pm and he should’ve been up and dressed hours ago……
3. DJ falling over his zimmer ………..
4. DJ trying to open the front door by pulling the door handle off…..
5. DJ falling out of bed……..
6. DJ banging his bedside drawers because he’s lonely and wants to be sure he’s not the Last Survivor in the house……
7. DJ falling over because he was taking his pyjama trousers off when walking………
8. DJ trying to break the window because he thinks he needs to get out……
9. DJ banging the lounge / kitchen / understairs cupboard / any other door he can find, ‘just because’ or ‘just in case’………
10. DJ just falling over – ‘How’ and ‘Why’ being largely irrelevant………
11. The ‘DJ-is-out-of-bed-alert pager’ somehow making sudden contact with the floor……
12. ChickPea trying to hide in the wardrobe……